Seriously, WTF?!?

The next time you're having second thoughts about your personal relationship, take heed from Mr. Travis Frey. Frey was arrested for kidnapping his wife. In the course of his prosecution, a "Contract of Wifely Expectations" surfaced where Frey, amongst other things, asked his wife to contractually agree to shaving her legs, when she should be naked, and the types of sex toys he should receive on his birthday. As a token of good measure, Frey did offer his wife chances to win "good behavior days" which were earned by complying with certain demands, such as hygiene and self-care: for example - "You will shave every third day," and "You will be naked within 20 minutes of the kids being in bed."